well it's been trinkets of time units since I've changed this place up. SOOOO here we go. I'm gonna fill this box up with words that my fingers are gonna say. I bet fingers would have alot to say if they could talk. Think of all your hand uses! even though gross ones....even if they happen to be fun. I JUST REALISED SOMETHING!!!! Reputation means nothing...unless you're known as the guy who vomits in peoples shoes or the lady with the extremly rank unibrow....ok a decent rep gets you somewhere, but as long as your rep isn't negative, I think a positve rep doesn't get you much....anyway that's not what you're here for!! you're hear to read what I have to say.....which isn't really anything you could have done without. If you came here to be a changed man or woman, hit that back button before it hits you...or I'll hit you....there's nothing better than tounges. Did you know that? It's like you're own sexie mouth slug! that's RIGHT!! I said it!! how is a simple taste pad your own personal sexie mouth slug? I'LL EXPLAIN IN SONG!!! wait...not song...what's that other thing? oh yes, boring as hell words that don't rhyme or go with music in any way.....ok so it's all like a wet...sluggish shapped warm squishy thing that sits in your mouth all plump and lumpy...BUT it's all like....umm....sexie.....i don't really know why it's sexie...it's the mystery of the mouth slug. that's all I have to say about sexie mouth slugs in the shape of a taste pad... anyway, so I was sitting there an this really awsome thing came out of no where and was all "hey you sexie mofo, stuff's gonna be way awsome! all you gotta do is get your ass over here and everything will be peachy"
so I was all "allright you awsome...monster...guy...how the hell do I get over there...on that floating cloud...a few feet out of reach..there"
monster mofo was all "oh that...umm... see that guy over there that seems to be a pain in the ass to get pass? well he's got a ladder...soo.....go get the ladder...do it"
"oh ok monster, i'm going....*walks* oh hey ladder guy....i need you ladder cuz I have to see this monster on a cloud about bliss and stuff"
"k here you go"
"wow that was easy"
"yea i'm not at all a hard ass"
"ok later jeeves"
so I walk back to the monster with the ladder and climb my ass to him "oh hell this place is better than I thought. WHOA and it's getting better by the second. this is awsome"
"yea.....now get off my cloud"
"hey what the fuck?"
"oh yea, if you stay here for too long without owning a ladder...yea,....you have to get your ass off my cloud for legal reasons...or....yea let's just blame it on jeeves. He's gonna be a prick and say you can't use this cloud for very long cuz you have his ladder...or something...yea...that makes sense
"well this sucks. So i need a ladder like whoa dang. Ok well I'll do use this borrowed ladder to go look on other clouds to see if they have ladders"
so I'm walking around looking for another ladder and I'm starting to get tired and doze off for a second...then...BAM!!! I crash my ladder right into another guy with a ladder
"oh shit! Jeeves is gonna kill me!!! He'll twist my head off and make me drink from it....somehow"
so i go talk to jeeves and now I got to get HIM a new ladder which sets me back ALOT and all I want is cloud bliss! not ladder confusion. now jeeves is getting all paranoid and thinking i'm humping the cloud and is on the verge of ladder banage which blows hardcore cuz I love that cloud so much. friggern rules. they were meant to be broken. I do get to borrow the ladder every now and then and see the cloud...but not often. So that's what's going on in my head....but less ladder, Jeeves and cloud, and more car, my mom, and my girl.......yea...metaphors...I went there. well that was a good waste of a good chunk of my life. k bye

HEY HEY WADDYA SAY!!!!
OPEN THE DOOR AND ROLL AWAY!!!!

gots a new background...plus I updated for the first time in over a month
you know the drill, LYRIC TIME!!!

u r n x
u r n x, n i, i m n x
i c t v
i c t v, n i c u
i c u, i c u, n u r o k
u r n x
u r n x, n i, i w
i c a d v d, i c a d v d, n i c u
i c u, i c u, n u r o k
i c u, i c u, n u r o k

say it out loud, it will make me sense
other than that....FUCK OFF!!!

ALSO ALSO AZLOW!!!
GO TO THIS PLACE!!!!
http://klimdeeni.deviantart.com
don't touch my mustache

lyric time for you mofos with your big greek hormones

I talked to my Uncle Jack
As he tried to talk to me
Camels have hard eyes
And dead men don't talk back

throw your hands back my fellows! times are rough times. so if you don't get ready, it will brush your hair back with a fine toothed comb

well i am getting close to deleting this account
NO ONE is coming here

well here's this "sentances are metaphors, in the since that they are both this phrase"

LYRIC TIME BIOTCH!!!!

Who can snap my fingers?
Nobody can, nobody can
Where's my cat's pajamas?
In the can, the big trash can

ok then. time to throw up another one of these things that ppl will ignore with ALL THERE MIGHT!!! as i tell him NOT to touch my gender. he must keep his lobster claws off of me. God only knows where they have been. ok then. not much to say here. THERE REALY NEEDS TO BE A SPACE BAR!!! song from my head time..

All the robots and the cyborgs are getting together at the space baaaar
I think they're in for some fun down at the space baaaaar
at the space bar, robots gather around
at the space bar, there is no need to feel down

ok then. i'm off to new and exciting things. SO SHUT UP!!!